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Stand Very Still While I…
A coworker and I were discussing the “MacDonald Triad” which links bedwetting, starting fires and torturing animals to a predisposition toward serial murder. I mentioned that I had only tortured one...
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Not Much to Talk About
So if so much is happening right now, why don’t I have anything to write about? Mainly I’m tired of talking about the house. The bleeding still isn’t under control and we’re looking at a very...
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Interviewed by the Beaner
I accept the challenge! If she wants to be the next Babawawa, then to help her hone her interview skills I will answer [Myspace friend] Bean’s questions. I won’t cry! Do you hear me? I won’t cry! She...
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Trying to Reason With Hurricane Season – Part the First
June 1st. One of my friends suggested today that we boycott June 1st and just call today May 32nd. Maybe that way we could avoid the start of hurricane season. We’d just keep on adding days to May...
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Father Time
It’s 12:35. That’s the way I would have stated the correct time when I was a kid. My first watch was one of the earliest LED (not LCD) digital watches. It came from Radio Shack (where all the new...
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I Don’t Want A Motorcycle…
I don’t want a motorcycle, but I want that camaraderie that allows a Harley-Hog granny to feel like she’s in the same social group with an 18 year old on a crotch rocket. I don’t want to smoke, but I...
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A Dream & The Window Too High
When I was a child, I caught a dream nightmare trying to crawl out the same darkened window it entered. It wound its way up the wall, struggling to escape, but the window was too high. I wanted to...
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Landscapes In Mirror May Be More Developed Than They Appear
When I was a kid, I used to hang off the side of my bunk bed upside down just to see my room from a different perspective. The floor became the ceiling; the ceiling the floor. The dresser and and toy...
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